A Vigilante is:
1) Faster than a speeding negative.
Speeding Negative: "Is dis one of dem dere pyramid deals?"
A question usually posed by an individual who wouldn't recognize a pyramid if he sat on one.
Answer: NO, NO, NO, this is an inverse trapezoid with lingering isosceles triangle dynamics!!
2) Able to leap tall objections in a single bound.
2) Able to leap tall objections in a single bound.
Objection: "I'd love to do this, but I'm currently living under a bridge, I eat at the soup kitchen each evening and my doctor tells me I only have two months to live.
Response: "NEXT"!!!!
3) More powerful than a loco brother-in-law.
QUESTION: "Don't you think your wife deserves to be supported by a husband who can hold down a real job?"
Answer: "As opposed to you who at 5:00 pm each day, morphs into a beer belching, gas passing, tv watching, protoplasmic glob of unchained mediocrity?"
Posture is important. You must be consistently positive, resolute in your conviction and confident of your subject matter. Don't allow people equiped with inferior information and cynical attitudes to rattle your cage. You are the caretaker of your mental domain and ultimately responsible for your attitude. You can only control what is within your control. Do not be dismayed when people quit, disappoint you, or abandon you. It comes with the territory. If there is anything consistent about people, it is that they are inconsistent. Work with those who want to work and keep seeking to cultivate new relationships.
3) More powerful than a loco brother-in-law.
QUESTION: "Don't you think your wife deserves to be supported by a husband who can hold down a real job?"
Answer: "As opposed to you who at 5:00 pm each day, morphs into a beer belching, gas passing, tv watching, protoplasmic glob of unchained mediocrity?"
Posture is important. You must be consistently positive, resolute in your conviction and confident of your subject matter. Don't allow people equiped with inferior information and cynical attitudes to rattle your cage. You are the caretaker of your mental domain and ultimately responsible for your attitude. You can only control what is within your control. Do not be dismayed when people quit, disappoint you, or abandon you. It comes with the territory. If there is anything consistent about people, it is that they are inconsistent. Work with those who want to work and keep seeking to cultivate new relationships.